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IF YOU AIN’T BURNING, YOU AIN’T LEARNING. ⚡
If you know, you know.
Built for the linemen, lineworkers, apprentices, journeymen, utility crews, storm chasers, traveling tradesmen, and road warriors who earn their living keeping the lights on—and collecting a few lessons along the way.
This Hotel Hooker tee brings two parts of the traveling trade life together: life on the line and life on the road. The distressed back artwork features a burned utility pole against a stormy roadside motel, work trucks in the parking lot, and that familiar glowing VACANCY sign waiting after another long day.
Whether you're climbing poles, working out of a bucket, chasing storms, living out of hotels, topping out, or just proud of someone who does, this shirt was made for the people who understand the lifestyle.
Made for the whole line family: linemen, linewomen, apprentices, journeymen, foremen, groundmen, utility workers, storm crews, traveling workers, lineman wives, and anyone who supports the people behind the power.
⚡ Front: HOTEL HOOKER signature logo
⚡ Back: “IF YOU AIN’T BURNING, YOU AIN’T LEARNING.” full artwork
⚡ Feel: Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a broken-in feel
⚡ Fit: Classic relaxed fit—not an oversized streetwear cut
⚡ Built for: Workdays, storm trips, road trips, the hotel, the bar, and days off
HOTEL HOOKER®
For the ones who live out of a bag just to get to the bag.
If You Squint, It’s Mint.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Lineman Shirt – If You Ain’t Burning, You Ain’t Learning | Hotel Hooker
$40.00
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$40.00
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If you know, you know.
Built for the linemen, lineworkers, apprentices, journeymen, utility crews, storm chasers, traveling tradesmen, and road warriors who earn their living keeping the lights on—and collecting a few lessons along the way.
This Hotel Hooker tee brings two parts of the traveling trade life together: life on the line and life on the road. The distressed back artwork features a burned utility pole against a stormy roadside motel, work trucks in the parking lot, and that familiar glowing VACANCY sign waiting after another long day.
Whether you're climbing poles, working out of a bucket, chasing storms, living out of hotels, topping out, or just proud of someone who does, this shirt was made for the people who understand the lifestyle.
Made for the whole line family: linemen, linewomen, apprentices, journeymen, foremen, groundmen, utility workers, storm crews, traveling workers, lineman wives, and anyone who supports the people behind the power.
⚡ Front: HOTEL HOOKER signature logo
⚡ Back: “IF YOU AIN’T BURNING, YOU AIN’T LEARNING.” full artwork
⚡ Feel: Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a broken-in feel
⚡ Fit: Classic relaxed fit—not an oversized streetwear cut
⚡ Built for: Workdays, storm trips, road trips, the hotel, the bar, and days off
HOTEL HOOKER®
For the ones who live out of a bag just to get to the bag.
If You Squint, It’s Mint.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |